do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan
ECHOLOCATING
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Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches
I love him
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The most iconic part of Parks and Rec was when Mark said “see you later” and they literally never mentioned him again
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Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
Our entire generation: WE WANTED FUCKING SPACE TRAVEL WHA T T H E FUUCKS
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