ren-and-stimpy-pics:

Me waiting for a text back like

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shit-happens-bitchachos:

kotturstjarna:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan

ECHOLOCATING

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tiddygorrrl:

animal-factbook:

Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches

I love him

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sheerdisneymagic:

The most iconic part of Parks and Rec was when Mark said “see you later” and they literally never mentioned him again

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manicpixiedreamdruid:

pervocracy:

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

Our entire generation: WE WANTED FUCKING SPACE TRAVEL WHA T T H E FUUCKS

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arizonagunguy:

nahel-argama:

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I’m laughing so loud

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